The Curmudgeon's Bible is a translationthat does not use traditional language. The Gospel of Mark is renamed Marcus.
For sample verses from the translation by Gordon Tisher, click here
Title: The Curmudgeon's Bible: Marcus Translated by Gordon Tisher
Date: September 12, 2013
Contents: Gospel of Mark
Images: Cover, Title page
Comments: The various endings of Mark are printed in an appendix; This is the Amazon Kindle edition.